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Hi :) firstly here are some things to make this profile unique (and to make you laugh): I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice. William Shakespeare(1564 - 1616), 'Hamlet,' Act I, Scene iii Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx (1890- 1977) She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody Allen My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. Woody Allen It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen, Without Feathers, 1976 If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. George Winters Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage.Soon he starts coughing and drops dead. Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible would be terminal cases, blind people, cripples. The miserable is everyone else. When you go through life you should be thankful that you're miserable. Woody Allen (1935 - ), 'Annie Hall' Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. Spike Milligan, (1918 - 2002) Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Spike Milligan, from "The Goon Show" This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man. William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), 'Hamlet,' Act I, Scene iii If you're interested in knowing more about me just send

Body Type

slim

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

never

Education Level

post-Graduate

Ethnicity

Other

Eye Color

brown

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw, Spicy, Vegetarian

Hair Color

black

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, sports, swimming, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing

I currently live

with parents

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang

Income level

Less than $25,000

Marital Status

single - never married

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

My Sign

i was born in july, leo : july 23–aug. 22

Orientation

straight

Personality

flirt, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, liberal, lover, professional, romantic

Political Views

liberal

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research

Socially, I am

better in small groups, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

Traditional ; Attend Synagogue Rarely ; Temple On High Holidays

No video.

Seeking

Woman

Height

5'00 to 6'01

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

UNITED KINGDOM Greater London

Do they drink?

no, socially

Marital Status

single - never married

Orientation

straight

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang

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