Jewish Passions

I feel I need to change my profile as the times change as well. Just so we all get this straight, I am Straight Edge, XXX, HardCore, and all that is connected to it. This means I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. If you do any of those, I probably won’t talk to you. I believe in Prohibition, (For those who don’t know the U.S. Constitution, this is the 18th Amendment), and everything it entails. I believe drug dealer should not be locked up in a nice middle class hotel, but should be publically executed for endangering you, those you love, and everyone around you.

I make snap judgements about those around me and usually I’m right. If you feel you can get around it, you sure as hell better prove it. If you don’t want to try, then don’t message me.

Though I live in Colorado, I hate the outdoors. I don’t know why people feel the need to climb a 14′er. If you feel that strongly about it, hop on a plane, and climb Everest. There’s a mountain climb for you. And even that is becoming lame. You should go climb the taller mountain next to it, then you can say you climbed something else and put your flag up top.

I like to make jokes. About everything from abortion to race to religion to ‘Your Mom’. I find everything funny and keep nothing sacred. Though I do not find true hate, bigotry and ignorance funny at all. If you hate someone else for their race, religion, creed, background or anything else, I want you to chew on the tip of a 12g shotgun and finger the trigger. Lets see how funny that is.

I’m a prude. I have not been intimate in 6 years. I like it that way. No it doesn’t bother me. Yes, you get used to it. No, I don’t want you to try and sleep with me for that reason. I haven’t found a reason for it. It causes way too much stress and comes with too much baggage. Plus it leads to children, and if I had them, I might just play santa and drop it down your chimney for an early present.

If you couldn’t tell, I hate children. I hate the thought, sight or idea of them. Why raise a child, who you will come to resent, even if its a bit, and possibly not like, and waste so much money on them when you could use it to better your life or anothers. We are already over crowded in the world, so why add another burden. I ask people why they want kids, and they never tell me why. It has nothing to do with economics. It has nothing to do with love. It has everything to do with slavery. You want kids because you want free labor, and something that you can treat like a dog, but have it live longer. Before the 20th century, it made sense. Your kids were your social security. The more kids, the better your chances. That doesn’t matter now. So riddle me this, Batman. Why would you want to have something that has no benefit at all.
(And yes, I know I’m going to die alone. But at least I’ll die happy.)

I am a paradox: I hate drinking, but I go to parties. I hate country though I find the Stampede truly entertaining. I like Jew jokes, but my family is jewish. I talk like a pig, but will treat a woman like a lady. I treat you like a lady, but brag about your ass later on. We all do this. It’s human nature. Get over it.

I feel I need to change my profile as the times change as well. Just so we all get this straight, I am Straight Edge, XXX, HardCore, and all that is connected to it. This means I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. If you do any of those, I probably won’t talk to you. I believe in Prohibition, (For those who don’t know the U.S. Constitution, this is the 18th Amendment), and everything it entails. I believe drug dealer should not be locked up in a nice middle class hotel, but should be publically executed for endangering you, those you love, and everyone around you.

I make snap judgements about those around me and usually I’m right. If you feel you can get around it, you sure as hell better prove it. If you don’t want to try, then don’t message me.

Though I live in Colorado, I hate the outdoors. I don’t know why people feel the need to climb a 14′er. If you feel that strongly about it, hop on a plane, and climb Everest. There’s a mountain climb for you. And even that is becoming lame. You should go climb the taller mountain next to it, then you can say you climbed something else and put your flag up top.

I like to make jokes. About everything from abortion to race to religion to ‘Your Mom’. I find everything funny and keep nothing sacred. Though I do not find true hate, bigotry and ignorance funny at all. If you hate someone else for their race, religion, creed, background or anything else, I want you to chew on the tip of a 12g shotgun and finger the trigger. Lets see how funny that is.

I’m a prude. I have not been intimate in 6 years. I like it that way. No it doesn’t bother me. Yes, you get used to it. No, I don’t want you to try and sleep with me for that reason. I haven’t found a reason for it. It causes way too much stress and comes with too much baggage. Plus it leads to children, and if I had them, I might just play santa and drop it down your chimney for an early present.

If you couldn’t tell, I hate children. I hate the thought, sight or idea of them. Why raise a child, who you will come to resent, even if its a bit, and possibly not like, and waste so much money on them when you could use it to better your life or anothers. We are already over crowded in the world, so why add another burden. I ask people why they want kids, and they never tell me why. It has nothing to do with economics. It has nothing to do with love. It has everything to do with slavery. You want kids because you want free labor, and something that you can treat like a dog, but have it live longer. Before the 20th century, it made sense. Your kids were your social security. The more kids, the better your chances. That doesn’t matter now. So riddle me this, Batman. Why would you want to have something that has no benefit at all.
(And yes, I know I’m going to die alone. But at least I’ll die happy.)

I am a paradox: I hate drinking, but I go to parties. I hate country though I find the Stampede truly entertaining. I like Jew jokes, but my family is jewish. I talk like a pig, but will treat a woman like a lady. I treat you like a lady, but brag about your ass later on. We all do this. It’s human nature. Get over it.

I’ve come to the end of my sanity, lost on a dark stretch of road. I never thought it would I would see this, shocked that there weren’t any contruction cones or detours warning me of the impending finale. I look around for a place to rest my weary conscience, but only find expansive fields, full of memories past and thoughts that stalk you like carrion. I turn to take my leave, not wanting to continue the path, but find that it does not exist. It seems that this that I didn’t choose is now the one I must traverse. I deeply wish I could throw up a flair, warning the next person who dares venture down this road to stop, turn and take the road that I should have. But with nothing behind me, and the unknown ahead, I breathe deeply, set my will and take the next step.